Privacy Policy.

Welcome to our Cloth Diaper Anonymous, where we strive to teach you all the ins and outs of cloth diapering while keeping your privacy protected. We take your privacy as seriously as a toddler who has just discovered a whole roll of toilet paper. Rest assured, we won't be "leaking" your personal information like a mischievous diaper during nap time.

Here at Cloth Diaper Anonymous, we understand that your personal information is precious and delicate, just like a freshly washed cloth diaper. We promise to handle it with care, love, and the gentle touch of a baby's bottom. Because, let's face it, nobody wants their personal data to end up in the hands of a misinformed person who thinks cloth diapers are just elaborate dish rags.
We only collect the information that is necessary for us to deliver an exceptional cloth diapering experience to you. This may include your name, email address, and in some cases, the number of cloth diapers you own (because we may or may not be plotting a world record attempt).
We treat your personal information with the same level of secrecy as parents trying to hide chocolate from their kids. We promise not to sell, rent, or trade your information to anyone. Unless, of course, you're willing to trade a napping baby for a few extra cloth diapering tips – in that case, we'll consider it!

Rest assured, we have implemented maximum security measures to protect your personal information from unwanted invasion, just like we would with a heavily soiled diaper. Our website is guarded by an army of tech-savvy baby geniuses who will keep your data safer than a diaper cover with triple leg gussets.

Occasionally, we may send you carefully curated cloth diapering tips and tricks via email, because we don't want you to be left feeling as confused as a sleep-deprived parent trying to figure out the correct way to fold a prefold. But don't worry, we won't spam you like a diaper blowout in public. You can opt-out anytime, and we promise we won't hold it against you.
In some cases, we may use cookies on our website to enhance your browsing experience, just like adding extra fluff to a cloth diaper for better absorbency. These cookies are not for snacking; they're small text files that help us monitor website traffic and personalize your experience. We promise they won't make your screen sticky or attract ants.